Thursday, July 04, 2013

Happy Bday, 'Murica!

Dear America,

Feliz cumple, I have 4 birthday questions for you, I ask it of everyone for their bday:

1) If you could have your b-day dinner with anyone (living, dead), who would it be? Aaron Burr

2) Best b-day ever? 1910, Black boxer Jack Johnson ("The Galveston Giant") knocked Jim Jeffries on his white keester, in the fight of the century (ensuing race riots notwithstanding...)

3) Where were you last year on your bday? At home, having particle envy and wondering why we don't have a Larger Hadron Collider

4) Where will you be next year for your bday? Out of Afghanistan, inshallah

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