I was called to testify today in a truly Hurricane Carter-esque farce of a trial. I won't get into the details as the trial is still ongoing. But I was called in to testify on my gastrodiplomacy interactions with paneer- the soft Indian cheese. Yes, really. Gastrodiplomacy is actually holding a man's freedom in the balance. It's enough to give anyone indigestion.
PS: It seems as if my gastrodiplomacy testimony might really swing the balance of the case. Perhaps a little masala justice might be coming.