Friday, July 29, 2011

Always a layer of truth

Perused from the headlines of America's finest news source, and most deserved receptacle for a Pulitzer:

-USSR Wins Space Race As U.S. Shuts Down Shuttle Program
Crowds are pouring into Red Square to celebrate the historic victory.

-Congress Continues Debate over Whether Or Not Nation Should Be Economically Ruined.
Yep, kinda what it boils down to, you Tea Party dolts.

-Al-Qaeda: U.S. Mass Transportation Infrastructure Must Drastically Improve Before Any Terrorist Attacks.
America has caused enough transportation terrorism on its own citizens, why add insult to injury?

-God Urges Rick Perry Not to Run for President
Amen, amen.

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