The McCarthy Scholarship

So I applied for a ridiculous fellowship that would have paid my whole tuition and living expenses, plus a nice stipend. The only stipulation was that I couldn't be a commie or support communist principles. Man, for a scholarship like that, I would don the jack-boots and salute Il Duce. Alas, I was not selected. Damn fascists! They must have seen my pics at Trotsky's tomb. Oh well. Looks like I am still paying my way for grad school....