Saturday, December 30, 2006

A Year in the Life of Paul S. Rockower

Ah, 2006 I will miss you. What a year it has been. It all began in a galaxy far, far away called Texas. I was in Austin, with my friend Matt for the new year. We did it up in style on Sixth street. Somehow we missed the New Year change, as we were walking from bar to bar. The night ended in a drunken stupor. I was furiously texting back-and-forth with my girlfried Alicia, as we were rather smitten at the time. She was a cute blond-haired, green-eyed Texan District Attorney, a pitbull in heels. That didn't last too long as I was leaving. So I woke up New Years day with a ranging hangover, and Matt and I went to the Driskil Hotel for breakfast. The Driskil is a tonied old style hotel with a fantastic brunch. I had steak and eggs, and numerous cups of coffee to start the year off right.

Things continued onto my birthday, as I was supposed to go to NYC but had to cancel because Prime Minister Sharon had a stroke. Seems like so long ago. My birthday was great fun, as Alicia gave me a wonderful present, and took me to the symphony to see "A World of Music." It was a fantastic concert of the Houston symphony combining Irish, African and Latin Music, plus Riverdance stuff. It was also the first day that my Group Study Exchange met, an experience that would utterly change my life.

I was winding down my tenure at the Consulate, preparing to do a final victory lap on my last day, when I received a phone call at 6am. I immediately got worried, as early morning phone calls are never good. I missed the phone call, and said to myself, if it rings again, it's trouble. It was. My father had a heart attack, on of all days, Valentine's. Mortality on display as I caught the first flight home to be with my family (Thank you Southwest). My father had been in bed with my mom the previous night, and started feeling chest pain. My mom asked how long he had been feeling it, he replied for a month.

My mom and brother took him to the hospital. When he arrived to the emergency room, he told the orderly the problem. The orderly told him to have a seat, as there was a person in front of him with a broken nose, and another with a broken arm. My dad just laughed, told the orderly he was an idiot and walked into the emergency room. When they did tests, they realized it was serious, so they medivaced him to another hospital. There he had a quadruple bypass. When I arrived, my mother and brother had been up all night, and were still with him. After he came to, and we stayed with him for a while. When my mom was too exhausted, and it was time for him to rest again, she told him it was time for us to go, but that we loved him very much. Then my father did something I will never forget. With all the tubes coming out of him, with a breathing machine hooked up to him, he blew my mom a kiss to tell her it was going to be okay. Thankfully, he is better now.

A very different final day of work for me. After things calmed down, I flew back to Houston and packed up all my life from Texas and drove a 17ft uhaul truck complete with a trailer for my car back to Washington. I gained a great deal of respect for truckdrivers, as it is very difficult. Now my life is in my parent's basement.

I flew down to Florida to see my grandmother, and stopped in Miami to see my friend Dani. Dani must have made a deal with the devil for his apartment, because it is literally on South Beach, near the Armani mansion, and he pays nothing for it. While I was in Miami, I stopped at the Wolfsonian, an art deco museum that displays a beautiful gilded grill piece from the Norris Theater that was owned by my family once upon a time. Sad, because it was a beautiful theater that fell into disrepair and was razed for a McDonalds and ultimately a parking lot. Mickey Wolfson bought the beautiful piece, and stained glass windows for practically nothing at an auction. I sat there staring at what was lost to me, lamenting what could have been mine. My lamenting only lasted until I went to little Havana. On Calle Ocho, I sat with the old Cuban men playing dominos and smoking their cigars. Then I realized I had lost nothing. These people lost their homes and their livelihoods when Castro took over, while I was longing for something I never had. It gave me real perspective to see what loss really is.

From there, it was back to Houston for the opening of my photo exhibit at the Art Car Museum. The exhibit was in conjunction with Fotofest, a huge photo fesitival in Houston. It was really an honor to have my work on display at a museum, and I grinned the whole night as I watched people discuss my work. Pulled an all nighter to catch my plane to South Africa. The trip got off to a strange start, my group member Sandi was taken off the flight because she didn't arrive in enough time. We flew to Atlanta, to catch our connecting flight to Jo-burg. Barb, the team leader, told me to see if I could get a ticket from Jo-Burg to East London, our final destination. When the ticket woman looked at my passport, she told me I couldn't get on the flight because my passport didn't have a single blank page. I had plenty of room, but no blank page, which apparently South Africa requires. They took my ticket, and rerouted me to Washington. I watched in stunned disbelief as the flight took off without me. To add insult to injury, as I was walking to the Washington gate, the song "Africa" by Toto came on. In the end, I added pages to my passport, and arrived safely to South Africa, with my passport only receiving a cursory glance at SA immigration.

South Africa was an unreal experience. The first day I got there, I was taken to a lion park and played with little lion cubs. I also fed the cheetahs. A long way from Texas, was I. Over the course of the next month, I visited 15 cities. I saw townships, AIDS clinics and orphanages. I met with South African journalists and even had an article written about my group in the Afrikaans newspaper "Volksblaad." We stayed with families, who welcomed us into their homes and their hearts. I discussed the ongoing changes in South Africa, and saw places where tourists don't venture to. It was an amazing adventure. An adventure of a lifetime, wrapped up in a month. I spent another 2 weeks in SA. I spent 4 days in Kruger Park with my group, watching elephants eat breakfast, and giraffes cross the road. Then I saw Jo-Burg and Pretoria, and learned the beauty of Air Malawi and the funny way Africa works. After, on to Capetown, a beautiful city that is a cross between Rio and San Fransisco. I climbed Table Mountain in the worst possible fashion, and visited Roben Island, where Mandela was imprisoned. I spent my last day in South Africa at the Cape of Good Hope, watching the waves break on the jagged rocks and laughing at seals and jackass penguins.

Then I spent 6 weeks at home, working for Magnificent Publications (For the Knowledgeable Reader). It was an interesting foray into the private sector, as I spent my days working on AARP newsletters and other projects.

My summer commenced at Seeds of Peace, where I got to play peacemaker and troublemaker for Middle Eastern and Indo-Pak teens. I had the opportunity to return to a place of my youth, Camp Powhatan, and also be a kid again for the summer. I spent my days playing soccer, swimming in the lake and having resthour. Meanwhile, I watched kids who hated each other, realize that they were no different. Truly an amazing summer.

My fellowships didn't pan out, probably for the best. So I bought a round-the-world ticket to visit China, Southeast Asia, India & Pakistan, the Gulf and the Middle East. All this frenetic travel in six months. Meanwhile I spent another 2 months at home, working again for Magpub as I counted down my days until travel. Meanwhile, my grandmother had a heart attack too. She is okay now, but she quipped, "I give heart attacks, I don't get them." I also went to Costa Rica for my college roommate Julio's wedding. He is a Columbian Jew, she is a Costa Rican Jew.

I left November 4th for China, and arrived to Beijing. China was an enigma. I spent the next 5 weeks traversing the whole of China. I went as far as Mt. Everest base camp, and back down on a train from Lhasa to Shanghai. Meanwhile, my series "Tales of a Wandering Jew" was picked up by the Jerusalem Post, to go with the other Jewish newspapers I am writing for. They have published 4 article so far.

After I worked my way down China, I continued down Vietnam, through Cambodia and up Laos. That brings me to today, in Luang Prubang. Another year over. A year filled with wonder and excitement. I saw so much joy on the faces of African and Asian children. So much wisdom lined in the faces of the elderly people I encountered. In my year, I saw so much poverty yet so much beauty. It is hard to encompass all of the year I had, as it was an intense year. Rather than try, I will simply leave it to my good friend F. Scott Fitzgerald who wrote as the close of the "Great Gatsby,"

"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."

Happy New Year to all, and to all a good night. Welcome 2007, and all it will bring. It will be an entirely different year, and only God knows where it will end. Shalom.

Same-Same Sour

I had a very nice evening wandering through the night market in LP. I got some great shots of the hawkers and their crafts under tiny light bulbs. It was really cool. I found a veggie buffet, all you can eat for 50 cents. I also grabbed a bamboo skewer of chicken at the stall next door. I had dinner with some interesting folks. A Canadian family that were traveling with their 11 year old son for a year. She is a teacher, and in Canada they have a program that allows you to be paid 80 percent salary for 4 years, and the fifth year you are off on full pay. Also at the table was a Jewish Philadephian woman who is teaching in Mongolia. A very cool hippy from the 60s, who kept on like a rolling stone.

After dinner I hit happy hour at the Lao Lao Gardens, where I got two same-same sours for the price of one. A same-same sour is Lao-Lao (fermented sticky rice wine 100proof), honey, lemon and tabasco. So good. The place had campfires, and I was sitting by it, when I was invited over for bbq by a NZer and a Brit and his Thai wife. The bbq was an inverted metal bowl over coals, which we put raw meat on. They already had one, and invited me for the second. The Brit was a little off, conspiracy this and that. The only real conspiracy was that the drunken fool left without paying, foisting the bill on the Kiwi and me. Otherwise, just spoke all night with a Swedish girl and her Norweigen boyfriend.

Tonight for New Years, it will be back to the Lao Lao Gardens for a bbq and more same-same sours. Not too many cause I have to take a speed boat to Thailand tomorrow at 7:30am. If I miss it, I am screwed. Also the ride is not pleasant. Bumpy, and with a crash helmet. Should be a great way to spend a babalas.

Luang Prubang

I spent the day wandering around Luang Prubang, in and out of markets and watts. I walked down by the Mekong, and had a yummy fruit shake by the river. Then onto lunch on an island, that I crossed to by bamboo bridge. The lunch was delicious. I had fish fried in a chili sauce, which I wrapped in lettuce leaves, cucumbers and sour papaya salad. Washed down with a beer lao, all for $3. Meanwhile, I watched children splash and play in the river. In Indian poet wrote, "On the seashore of endless worlds, children meet. Children are proof that God has not given up on mankind."

So beer lao is fantastic beer. When the communists took over, they wanted to have something the people could be proud of. They decided on beer. They got an East German brewmaster to come out, set up and teach them how to make really good beer. Bless the Germans, I wish they had more colonies around the world cause they sure set up some good beer in remote places. Like Qingdao, which was a German concession in China. From Qingdao, you get Tsing-tao. It was taken over by the Chinese after the Germans left. Also a fantastic beer from Namibia called "Windhoek," after the capital. Windhoek was also crafted by the Germans, when they ran German Southwest Afrika.

Otherwise, climbed to the top of a small mountain in the center of the city to watch the sunset. It is a holy place for the Lao buddhists. The sunset was beautiful, except the sun disappeared too early. Now, off for dinner in the market.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Praise the Kodak Gods

My camera is okay. It's a little on the fritz, and the autofocus doesn't work, but I'm just glad to have it. I have my pics from Laos online. Enjoy.


I found a scandanavian bakery in Luang Prubang that has bagels! I had a toasted sesame bagel with cream cheese, tomatoes and onions, along with a latte. Life is good.

I arrived to Luang Prubang after a stunning bus ride. We drove past mountains, fields of willows and palms. The willows were swaying in the breeze, and went up the mountains. On the side of the road, women and children were beating the willows on the ground to fashion something I am not exactly sure of.

When I got to Luang Prubang, I went to find a place to stay. The first place I went to had $5 rooms, but only until the 31st. As I am staying till New Years, I wanted a place I could reside in for the full time, so I went looking for another place. I spent the next hour scouring the city, trying to find a place. Everything was full. I decided to cut my losses, and go to the original, only to find someone beat me to the room by 5 minutes. Luckily I found a place, where I split a room for $3 with some Thai guys. They left today, so the room is all mine at $9. More than I planned, but I will manage.

After I dropped my stuff, I went to Beit Chabad for shabbat services. When I arrived, I was number 8, not even a minyan. But a steady stream of Israeli backpackers arrived and we had more than enough. In total, there were more than 30 people for shabbat dinner. All scruffy Israeli backpackers. We had Israelis salads (including matbouha and humous), soup, challah and schnitzel. So nice, gotta love chabad as they are an outpost of judaism in far away lands.

Thursday, December 28, 2006


I'm not sure yet if this story has a happy ending, but I will get there. I went tubing today down the Xe Nom river. I wasn't going to bring my camera, but the place had dry bags, and there was a group of Israelis going with their cameras and video cameras, so I thought it would be fine. The tubing was fantastic. Just meandering down the river, and swinging on rope swings and zip lines that would make Tarzan jealous. I went with the Israelis and was having a great time.

There was one Israeli, Modi, who I became friends with. We had the bright idea that I would take his camera, he would float and I would take some pictures of him from dry land. And vice-versa. So no problem with his camera, I put it in the dry bag and gave it back to him at the next stop. Then I gave him my camera. He took a few shots, and then put it in his dry bag and went on down the river. At the next stop, as he was getting onto land, he fell. Unfortunately the dry bag didn't work as well as it was supposed to, and my camera got a little wet. Now it is not turning on. I am trying not to freak out. I am hoping it will dry. Also the battery was almost dead, so I am praying that might be the problem. If anyone know what to do with a camera that gets wet, I would love suggestions. I have it all taken apart, and I am praying it will dry. It didn't get that wet (I am only a little pregnant). There is nothing I can do but pray. I will take it to get fixed if I need to, but I can't imagine finding any sort of camera shop before Bangkok.

My angst was tempered by meeting a cute Californian girl tubing on the river who loves Jews and is converting to Judaism. I offered to convert her myself, be it that I am the chief Rabbi of Lesotho, and we were on a body of water. We are having dinner tonight at Sababa, the Israeli restaurant.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Dahab in Laos

I was woken up again by a rooster calling. It has now been more mornings than I can count that those birds have disturbed my slumber. I am exacting my revenge by increasing my diet of eggs and chicken. If they want to wake me, I will eat their babies and womenfolk. Vengeance is mine, I will repay sayeth St. John the Baptist.

Since i was up, I went running this morning. First time in 2 months. In China, it was too polluted and too dangerous with all the traffic. vietnam was even worse with all the motos. Cambodia was same-same. So here was the first time I got to go in a while. It could have been far worse.

Meanwhile, I am in the Laos version of Dahab. Every restaurant has mats to sit on and relax, while you watch tv. I spent the evening watching "Family Guy." Also every restaurant has "happy special food." Happy special pancakes, happy special pizza and happy special tea. Some just flat out sells bags of ganja, shrooms and opium on the menu. No worries, i have been a good boy.


So I got shafted with the VIP seat on the bus. It was too full, so I got a plastic chair in the aisle. Actually not so bad, I had more leg room. I made it to Van Viang, about 150km north of Vientiane. It is a pleasant backpacker town with cheap places to eat and stay. The main attraction is tubing down the river, which I will do tomorrow. Meanwhile, I had lunch at a restaurant called "Sababa" (Groovy in Hebrew). The place was complete with a menu in Hebrew. I had some awsome chicken schnitzel that would make any kibbutnik miss the communal kitchen. They also had falafel, humous and Israeli salad. Just a few Israelis come through this town...

Meanwhile, I am staying at a place that actually has hot water. I get a hot shower tomorrow! While I was in Vientiane, I was informed that there are no more atms throughout Laos. So now I am awash in kip. I took out 1.5 million kip (a little more than $150), and it came it in 10,000 bills. It was a fat stack o' kip. I am a kip brazilianaire. Someday, I will be like Scrooge McDuck, filling my swimming pool with kip, riel and dong. Till then, I have to go from prosperity to austerity, as I must conserve till Thailand and the next atm.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Far East of the Rio Grande

Laos Tex-Mex is probably not recognizable by either Texans or Mexicans. The chicken fajitas tasted almost like curry, while the salsa was closer to tomato sauce. However for someone who has been eating little other than pan-asian cuisine for the better part of two months, it was a welcome change. And the margarita was pretty good. I tried to hook my ipod up to the sound system to play mariachi music, but wasn't able to connect it. I left them one of my rotary texas pins, which I put up in the bar. In any case, I am a long way from either Texas or Mexico.


Is not a kama sutra position. Rather it is a crazy soccer-volleyball game they play in SE Asia. Similiar to a game Harry and I play, but a lot harder with lots of bicycle kicks and thatched bamboo ball. Anyway, I saw some guys playing as I was strolling along the Mekong, watching the sunset. I joined in, and since their expectations for a foreigner weren't very high, did okay.

Vientiane is nice, but small. I saw the Presidential palace, and walked down their version of the Champs D'Elsyees. Vientiane even has its own Arc d'triumph. It is a hindu-buddhist version, constructed from concrete, donated by the American government to be used for an airport. I also went to a beautiful gilded watt called That Louang. Gilded spires surrounding a gilded tower, very pretty. Even prettier cause I sneaked past the ticket booth and saw it for free. Call it even for the misused concrete.

My back was hurting me from the bus ride, and a few panadol (tylenol) wasn't helping so I got a Lao massage. The only happy ending was for my spine. Probably much better that way, cause she was using tiger balm as a rub. Otherwise, just going to have some tex-mex food for dinner. There is a tex-mex restaurant next to the internet place I am currently located. I have lowered my expectation for what Lao Tex-Mex is like, so maybe it will be okay. I think I am moving on from Vientiane tomorrow to Van Viang. Van Viang is a little backpacker place on a river where you can tube down. Vientiane is only so big, even as the capital.

Monday, December 25, 2006

What the World Costs- Cambodia, Laos

Cambodia (Riel)
500 riel (12.5 cents) bottle of water
1,000 riel (25cents) baguette in the market with pickled veggies
2,000 riel (50 cents) cup of sweet milk coffee
3,000 riel (75 cents) fish soup and rice at local market stand
4,000 riel ($1) one hour on high speed internet
5,000 riel ($1.25) a ride just about anywhere in Phnom Penh
6,000 riel ($1.50) large angkor beer
8,000 riel ($2) one night's stay at the Happy Guest House in Phnom Penh
16,000 riel ($4) one night's stay in deluxe room in Siem Reap at Simon's Guesthouse
20,000 riel ($5) 6 hour bus to Siem Reap from Phnom Penh
32,000 riel ($8) 8 hour bus to Kampong Cham to Stung Treng
48,000 riel ($12) ripoff bus to Don Det in Laos that never appeared at the Cambodian border
80,000 riel ($20) one day entrance into Angkor Watt (free for Cambodians)

Laos (kip)
1,000 kip (11 cents) bottle of water
2,000 kip (22 cents) yummy pineapple
3,000 kip (33 cents) cup of sweet milk coffee
4,000 kip (44 cents) one hour of internet
5,000 kip (55 cents) ride to bus station from downtown pakxe in a tuktuk
6,000 kip (66 cents) rice, tofu, veggies and hard boiled egg in the market
9,000 kip ($1) shakshouka (a middle eastern egg dish that I was surprised to find in Laos)
10,000 kip ($1.11) big bottle of beer lao
15,000 kip ($1.55) tiny boat ride to Don Det Island
21,000 kip ($2.33) omelette breakfast and coffee overlooking the Mekong
36,000 kip ($4) ride on the roof of a bus to Pakxe from Don Det
45,000 kip ($5) ad-hoc transportation on moto from Laos border to Si Phan Don
50,000 kip ($5.55) 10 lbs of dirty laundry
130,000 kip ($14.44) VIP overnight bus from Pakxe to Vietntiane

ATM Fix Everything

Like that old Mastercard commercial. I hadn't seen an atm in almost a week, and I was literally down to my last dollar. I had been on a strict budget since I left Siem Reap in Cambodia, because I kinda knew I wouldn't see any. Ah, the joys of western living and the access to easy capital. There are atms in Vientiane, but apparently none in the rest of the country. One other western comfort that i miss right now is hot water. I haven't had a hot shower in a week-and-a-half. Not that I am not showering, its just uniformly cold. Not so bad in the heat, but sometimes it is nice to have a warm shower, not an icicle bath.

I arrived to Vientiane this morning on an overnight bus. While I was waiting at the bus station for my "vip" bus, I was talking to a Lao guy. I asked where he was from, and he replies "uta." I asked where that was, and he said "Salt Lake City." Oh, Utah! On the bus, I sat next to a monk clad in orange robes. He was about my age, so I gave him an ear bud from my ipod, and we listened to hip-hop. Kind of a funny scene, one ear bud on the monk in robes and one ear bud on me. Now I am here, and checked into a lovely hotel called the Ministry of Information and Culture. My penthouse suite is $5. Now, I am flush with kip (currency), full from a delicious breakfast of a toasted baguette with an omelette, shallots, tomatos and sweet milk coffee and waiting for my laundry to return.
Leave it to a Jew to ruin a christmas party. After I had lunch the other day, I went for a walk on the island. Very pretty walk coconuts, palm trees, baby piggies and baby chicks. Anyway, every foreigner I saw, I told to come to the xmas party. Too bad I told them all the wrong place. Oops.

I left the island this morning by speed boat. I am on my way to Vientiene, by way of Pakxe. The ride to Pakxe might have been one of the most interesting of any trip I have ever taken. It wasn't a bus to take us to Pakxe, but rather a sawngthaew. A sawngthaw is a flatbed truck converted into a sardine can on wheels. They piled 30 people into the back of a truck smaller than a suburban. There were three benches, one on each side and one in the middle. People were literally hanging on the edges. There were a few people who didn't get seats, so they were riding on the roof. I decided it couldn't be any worse, so i climbed up and joined them. Best decision I could have made. Rather than sit in squashed misery, I sat in bliss on the roof with the luggage. I held onto the side rail, and hooked my feet into a net, and rode my charriot to glory. It was a fantastic ride, kind of like being in a convertible only better. I was joined by a French guy and 3 laos. One of the Laos was rolling and chainsmoking handrolled cigarettes with old bus tickets as rolling paper. His nails were painted, he was a tad off.

About 30km outside of Pakxe, we had to get down because there would be police and only the luggage guy is supposed to on top. So we bunched in the sardine can. I first didn't have any room sitting on the back latch, so I lay back horizontally on the legs of some French and Laos women. I told the women to feel free to fan me and feed me grapes. I was comfy for a while, but they weren't so much, so I got back to my spot of sitting on the back ledge. It could have been the longest 30k ever. Finally we got to the bus station and got a tuktuk into town. Except the tuktuk broke down and we had to push it to the closest petrol station. Now I am in Pakxe, killing time before my "VIP" overnight bus to Vientiene.

As I want to avoid the heat, I will dispense an observation about Laos. The Laos women are beautiful in a very exotic way. The look like they are out of a Gauguin painting. They were bathing in sarongs in the lake and I felt like I was staring at a painting I had seen before. They not as dark as the Cambodian women, but not as light as the Vietnamese women. They are much more full-figured than any of the SE Asian women I have encountered. Their faces have a roundness to it that is rather beautiful. Also, lots of the eyes are often round not almond shape.
The Lao people have a quiet charm to them. They are nothing like the gregarious as the Chinese, or the boisterous Vietnamese. Very interesting folk, I will enjoy this country. I also think I will be in Luang Prubang for New Years. I was planning on Bangkok, but it would be a hectic trip to see all I want and get to Bangkok at least 5 min before auld lang syne. There is always Bangkok for my birthday...

More Jpost

2 articles in the Jpost this week. In the Jewish World section.

Sunday, December 24, 2006


I arrived last night to Stung Trang on the border with Laos, and got my $3 palace. As I was walking in the room, a rat ran out. I asked the guy if it was only $2, but he replied it would be $4 cause it proves habitable. While I waited out the evening at the border, I finally got to try durian. Durian is the dreaded stink fruit of Southeast Asia. It is banned on Singapore's metros and buses. It is supposed to be foul. It was surprisingly good. It had a taste like a very pungent melon, with a custardy texture. Really not bad.

Today, I hopped a ferry and what was supposed to be a minibus to Si Don Phan in Laos. Arrived to the border no problem, but our connection on never appeared. Once we crossed, paying our small bribes, we got bikes to take us the rest of the way. I had no problems getting into Laos on the visa I had, it was no problem. Meanwhile, a latvian guy got turned back cause he didn't have a visa already, and couldn't buy one at the border. So a NZ guy and I got moto bikes to take us the rest of the way. We went down a path that could barely be called a road, but after a bumpy while we emerged on the main road. Then caught a ferry to an island called Don Det, and now I am in paradise. I am staying in a bamboo bungalow for $2, with a hammock on the porch. I am overlooking the lake. Tonight, an Aussie and Italian girl are organizing a xmas party, and invited me so I won't be a lonely jew on christmas. Tomorrow I will look for a movie and chinese food, as all good jewish xmas go.

Friday, December 22, 2006

By Jack, I swear to Kerouac

As I mentioned in a previous blog, I ran into my friend Dan Soneklar yesterday at Angkor Watt. Also my friends Steve and Marsha. We caught up later for drinks, with their son Jake and his girlfriend. Over drinks, Dan mentioned that one of the main reasons he was traveling alone was because of me. We worked together for a day over the summer, catering a bar mitzvah. In recounting my tales, I made an impression on him of the fun that it is traveling by yourself. So now he is here on his own. Cool, I feel like some sort of Jack Kerouac. A hermit-guru with legions (one person) following his path of enlightenment. Sao Paulo- The Patron Saint of Travel. So kids, tune in, turn on and drop out. Drink the koolaid while you are at it.

Kampong Cham

Not sure whose fault it was. Perhaps I should blame it on the Scottish girls who kept feeding me drinks from a bucket. Or perhaps the Malaysian chaps who kept buying me beer. Probably really just my fault, but my night ended with me drunk and barefoot since my flipflops broke. I missed my 7am bus this morning, but was able to recoop with a noon bus to Sikun, then onto Kampong Cham. When I got off in Sikun, I was told the bus was at 7pm. I had a cup of coffee with condensed milk and was watching Muy Thai on tv. I was eyeing the fried spiders, trying to get up the courage to munch charlotte. I went to the bathroom, and came back to find the bus I was supposed to take gone. I asked someone at the place, and they called ahead to the center of town where the bus was. Then someone drove me over and I hopped on. I arrived in Kampong Cham, and found a 5,000 riel ($1.50) hotel. Tomorrow I head to Stung Trang in the north of Cambodia, to go to Laos.

Thursday, December 21, 2006


Being at Angkor Watt reminded me of a poem by Percy Bysshe Shelly, thehusband of Mary Shelly of Frankenstein fame. One of my favorites, posted below. Enjoy. Also pics from Angkor are posted.

I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert... Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal these words appear:
My name is Ozymandius, King of Kings,
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Angkor What?

I spent the day at Angkor Watt, and I must say I am stunned. It was absolutely without parallel. One of the wonders of the world.

Such a strange juxtaposition of humanity. Just two days ago I spent the morning at the Killing Fields, probably about as close to the dregs of humanity, then the afternoon at the King's Palace. The King's Palace was beautiful, different styles of Cambodian towers and gold statues. Really very amazing. Now today I was at the Angkor Watt, which could rank up among the apex of mankind.

I can do little justice for Angkor Watt by my words, so I will get the pictures up quick. I first went to the Bayon temple, which is ruins that have four faces carved into columns all over the temple area. There are also different hindu and buddhist carving in the walls. Then I saw a giant carved elephant relief. I went to another temple with huge trees growing through the ruins, and met a beautiful Israeli hippy chick lying on a tree, who I am having drinks with tonight. Then I ran into a friend from home, Dan Soneklar. He is a friend of my sister, who i became friends with over the years. He is the first friend from home I have run into.

We had lunch together. I had a fish and tomato curry-cocanut milk soup with rice, which is a local speciality. While we were eating, these adorable little girls came up to sell postcards. They asked where we were from. When we replied "America," they chimed together "Washington, DC-capitol, 300 million people." So I started quizing them. They knew their capitals. Morocco, South Africa, Bolivia, Brazil, etc. I asked one girl what the capital for Botswana was, and she quickly replied "Botswana City." Nice try, but then they asked me and I couldn't remember (Gabarone, I found out later from a girl I met whose parents were in Botswana). They even knew state capitals, although not South Dakota. I forgave them for that, and was so impressed, I bought a few postcards and necklaces for two bucks.

After lunch, we went back around the temples. Beautiful structures with hindu goddesses carved into the old walls. Again more fun with the hawker kids. One girl trying to sell me something asked where I was from. I said "Cambodia." She replied "you lie." I explained it was a joke, and told her that a joke was a lie when you are kidding. Ah, I am a modern day missionary, spreading good Christian values to the natives.

Anyway, I went on to Angkor Watt itself. I spent some time admiring it, eating pineapple with chili-salt on it, its kind of a flavor explosion of sweet, salt and hot. As I was walking into the watt, I ran into Steve and Marsha again, the SOP folks who I bumped into in Vietnam. I was surrounded by the three people from home that I knew in SE Asia. Funny. The Angkor Watt was amazing too. I climbed up to the top of the watt, and snapped a lot of pictures. Funny thing is the goddesses carved into the walls had boobs coming out, and that area was a lot darker than the rest of the statue from the oil of people's hands. People had been feeling up Shiva! On the way back from Angkor, the King of Cambodia passed me in a caravan.

Tomorrow on to Laos. It should be interesting, as my visa has to be used before Dec. 25th, but I have a 15 day visa. I am not sure if I have 15 days, and just need to use it before, or it actually expires on Dec. 25th. I went to the Lao Embassy in Phnom Penh, and the guy looked at it and told me it had expired already and I needed a new one. He was pointing to the date it was issued, which I tried to explain to no avail. We'll see how this works. Journey on.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006


I finally found a fast internet place, and have been uploading pics. More to come.

Even pics from Tibet that I was unable to previously upload.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Cry, the beloved country

Today I saw the scars of Cambodia. The Khmer Rouge took over Cambodia in 1975, and unleashed a campaign of genocide against their nation. When Phnom Penh fell, they rounded up all the teachers, professors, doctors, laywers, students, monks, anyone with any education. The city was literally emptied, as people were forced to march out into the countryside to perform labor. Meanwhile, the Khmer Rouge went about executing everyone. From 1975 until 1979, when the Vietnamese Army invaded to take down the regime, an estimated 3 million people were killed. This consitituted a quarter of the population. Horrific torture and rape abound, mass executions. They killed people simply for wearing glasses, as this was a sign of education. The Khmere Rouge destroyed everything in its path, monastaries, schools, whole cities.

I first visited the Toul Sieng Genocide Museum, also known as S21. S21 was previously a high school, and was turned into a torture facility and interogation center. The classrooms became jails and rooms of unspeakable torture. Rows of prisoners were shackled, beaten and killed. The Khmer Rouge used axes, hoes and sadistic devices on the people. The walls are still stained with blood. Over twenty thousand were imprisoned in S21, behind barbed wire and corrugated iron walls.

Then I visited Choeung Ek, the Killing Fields. Those who weren't killed at S21 were sent there. Over 86 mass graves litter Choeung Ek, with another 43 that are still untouched. Men, women and children were beaten to death, beheaded, drowned or buried alive. The Khmer Rouge didn't often shoot people, because they wanted to "conserve bullets."

It is a place of unspeakable evil. Choeung Ek is the most notorious, but Cambodia is littered with scores of places like it. Meanwhile, the mass graves are littered with pieces of clothing of the victims. In the middle of Choeung Ek is a stupa, a buddhist monolith that has rows and rows of skulls that goes seventeen levels high.

The South African writer Alan Paten wrote "Cry, the beloved country" about South Africa, but I will borrow it.

Cry, the beloved country for the horrors that poor Cambodia witnessed. Cry, because we failed you. Cry, for the men, women and children who were brutally tortured and executed. Cry, for the rape. Cry, for the horrors and misery. Cry, for the pain and suffering. Cry, for innocence lost. Cry, for the wounds that will never heal. Cry, for humanity.

Cry for the trees of Choeung Ek, that babies were hurled against. Cry, for the lake that became a watery grave. Cry, for the butterflies that flutter around the mass graves not knowing where they are. Cry, for beauty found in a place so defiled by evil.

Cry, for the children soldiers who were brainwashed into perpetrating these crimes. Cry, for the leaders who promised support, then left them to die. Cry, for the fools who said the Khmer Rouge were simply "left bank marxists" and could be dealt with. Cry, for those who knew and did nothing. Cry, for those who said "never again," only to see it again and again. Cry, for that lie. Cry, because it continues today.

Cry, because my words fail me. Cry, with my heart and soul. Cry, because I feel hollow and empty. Cry, because I know this feeling too well, as I felt it at Auschwitz and Birkenau, and at the Boer concentration camps. Cry, because I can't stop crying. Cry, because tears fall like rain. Cry, because I can't cry anymore. Cry, because there is nothing else to do but cry. Cry, simply cry.

Monday, December 18, 2006


I left Saigon this morning on a bus to Cambodia. Two final observations of Vietnam, the women are extremely hard working, while many of the men are lazy. There is a real juxtaposition of the women hunched over in the fields or carrying stuff on their backs, while the men nap on their rickshaws. Not uniform by any stretch, but the situation exists. Second, I found it fascinating touring the Cu Chi tunnels, then celebrating Hanukkah. When I studied in Israel, we visited ancient tunnels the Maccabees used to fight the Greeks. The Jewish Viet Cong of their day. Both struggles against the powers of the time, both facing overwhelming odds, but both triumphing because of sheer will and determination.

I crossed into Cambodia and was struck by the difference in the people. They are dark skinned and look more like Indians than Asians. Phnom Penh is a super hustle city. Everyone is jockying and jostling for dollars or riels. I am staying at a hostel on the lake. Full of dreadlocked travelers, and the smell of ganja wafting through the air. I am staying far away from the green, as I am deathly allergic to Asian prison. I sat out on the lake, drank fruit shakes and watched a beautiful sunset past pagodas and fishermen. Tomorrow I am going to the Killing Fields, to pay my respects. I will get into that in another blog, as I want to devote a lot to it. Scary stuff went on here, I will give a full description later.

Sorry for the lack of pictures in a while, it has been impossible to find a place to upload. I am trying, and will have some good stuff up soon.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Sai-gone mad

Some days are silly. Today I had a moto driver tell me, "you are handsome." I said thanks. He then said, "you are pretty like girl." I don't think I have ever received that compliment (if it is one) before.

Then some days are sublime. I met my Vietnamese friend from last night for dinner. I almost missed him as I couldn't find the point I was supposed to meet him. He took me for a Vietnamese lunar new year special at a local place. First off, I was the only foreigner in the joint. Second, the adorable waitresses in white miniskirts just kept flirting with me. They kept playing with my curls and telling me how handsome I am (not like lady). Then the food came. It was a whole steamed fish. My friend kept making me these delicious wraps with fish, mint leaves, lettuce, tomatoes, chilis, starfruit and noodles, which I dipped in fish sauce. It was phenomenal. For desert, I ate these fruit called "longen" which have the consistency of eyeballs. As he is an English teacher, I taught him very good words. We laughed about different phrases like "live and let live" and "like water off a duck's back." I'm leaving Vietnam tomorrow, Sai-gone, but I really like this place. Again, not a place I could see myself, but really an amazing time. On to Cambodia. Journey on.

Hanukkah in Ho Chi Minh

So the Israelis and I found our way to the Rabbi's place, and had a nice time lighting candles. There is a hanukkah party tonight, so i will get some latkes:) After I left the Rabbi's place, I was wandering around with a beer, when I met a Vietnamese guy. He was an English teacher, we went for beers, then for a fantastic massage. PG kind, sans the happy ending, it was a reputable place. The massage was amazing. This tiny little Vietnamese girl worked on my back for a long time, and taught me some of the language. I must say, it is really not a pretty language. Possibly the ugliest I have ever heard. Otherwise, I had an hour long massage for about $10. I finished the night having too many drinks with an English girl, who promptly puked after I bought her a shot of grand marnier.

Today, I woke up with a babalas and went to the Cu Chi Tunnels. These were the tunnels that the Vietcong lived in, smuggled weapons and fought from. Crazy stuff. These tiny little tunnels were there residence for twenty years. I got to the place and watch a ridiculous propaganda movie about stuff like the "Hero American Killer" award given to a VC girl. Meanwhile, the tunnels were really tiny. Not a place I would want to spend more than 5 minutes. The boobytraps were ingenious. These spike pits and fire-hardened bamboo spikes covered with excrement to ensure infection. Nasty stuff. There were kitchen caves that had compartments for the smoke to leave out, through four chambers and just ever so slighty out a pile so that pilots couldn't detect them. You really saw the Vietnamese grit and determination in these caves. The place was even more surreal as there was a shooting range right there. You were walking around booby traps, and out of caves, with AK47s cracking in the distance. Creepy.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah

I just met some Israelis at my hotel, and we are going to light candles and find sufganiyot at the Chabad house. I didn't even realize it was Hanukkah, cause I misread a calendar. I couldn't figure out why I kept getting emails about Hanukkah since I thought it was next week.

What the World Costs- Vietnam

2,000 dong (6.25 cents): ginger flan; glass of bia hue (keg beer on the street)
4,000 dong (12.5 cents): 2 side-of-the-road spring roll and peanut sauce
5,000 dong (15.62 cents): cup of drip coffee with condensed milk
6,000 dong (18.75 cents): fried eggs and french baguette
8,000 dong (25 cents): local beer (bia Ha Noi)
10,000 dong (31.25 cents): pho bo (beef noodle soup); a motobike ride most places
48,000 dong ($3) dorm room in Hanoi
50,000 dong ($3.06) steak et frittes, salad bread and heineken
80,000 dong ($5) room with balcony in Saigon
392,000 dong ($24.5) regular sleeper train from Hanoi to Hue
666,000 dong ($41.62) first class sleeper train from Hue to Saigon

Miss Saigon

I took the train from Hue down to Saigon. Since the train arrived at 5am to Saigon aka Ho Chi Minh City, I splurged an extra 30,000 dong ($2) and got first class. First class, ha! Sure wasn't. But it was fine. My cabin was shared with Ho Chi Minh's twin, and that was it. The ride was beautiful. Along the coast, past beaches and cliffs. We were straddling the sea and the jungle. I half expected the VC to jump out.

I tried to have lunch in what I though was the dining car, but they wouldn't serve me. Turns out it was the workers dining car. There was a Vietnamese guy who spoke spanish, and we talked. He convinced them to let me eat, so I had some yummy soup and rice and some fruit I have never eaten before. Not sure what it was, but it was tasty. The meal was even better as it came free. The ride went past rice paddy after rice paddy with little Vietnamese women in conical hats, bent over in the marshes.

I arrived at the crack of dawn in Saigon, and hopped on the back of a motobike to find a hotel. My $4 palace consisted of a small room with no air conditioning. I decided to upgrade to a room with a window. The upgrade cost me an extra buck, and now i have a balcony. I dropped off my laundry, which has since been turned pink due to a Beijing 2008 red t-shirt. Then I went to the Laos Embassy to extend my visa, which expires on Dec. 25th. I got to the embassy, and the guard told me to come back in an hour. I had a delicious breakfast of fried eggs with chili sauce in a baguette, sweet milk coffee and ginger flan. I went back to the embassy and the same guard told me it was closed. Ah, its Saturday, happy shabbas.

I left and went to the Reunification Palace. I ran into some Seeds of Peace folks, the first familiar faces I have seen on my trip. Steve and his wife Marsha do facilitation for SOP. They were on my tour of the Presidential now Reunification Palace. The Palace was where the South Vietnam President and government dwelled. It was built in the sixties, and really looked it. So retro, I expected Austin Powers to jump out. Sitting in Saigon, I am struck by the parallels to the situation in Iraq. There I was in the Saigon Green Zone. The situation was that the ARVN (South Vietnamese Army) was supposed to stand up, as we stood back. We kept propping up Presidents, while the graft built up in the governments. Save a few brave battalions, the local; soldiers couldn't fight, and the generals were corrupt. Sounds too familiar, eh. I am trying to sort out all the parallels, but I will discuss it more as I digest.

Anyways, I had lunch with my SOP friends. They treated me to pho and a beer, a very nice treat for this backpackers. I then hopped on a bike and went wandering through markets in Cholon. I have been zipping all around Vietnam on the backs of motobikes. Lots of fun, a little scary at times. Truly the best way to see the cities here.

Meanwhile, I am shedding kilos. Probably from my Asian diet of soup, noodles and rice. Also lugging a 50lb bag around. I am replenshing myself on lots of fresh squeezed sugar cane juice, soooooo gooood.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Hue out

I left my mark on Hanoi as I departed. Like China, I'm in another buddhist, communist country that LOVES Christmas. Merry X-mas signs all over and those annoying jingles. My hostel was busy hanging up Santa Claus decorations, so I added a little touch of Hanukkah. I made the hostel a big sign that said "Happy Hanukkah" complete with a few Jewish stars. They hung it in the window of the hostel, right next to good ol' Saint Nick.

I'm in Hue at the moment, about to hop on a 16 hour train to Saigon. I arrive at 4:30am to Saigon, not a lot of fun. Hue was nice, overrun with tourists but okay. I met an Aussie on the train down, and we ended up sharing a place here. We found the only italian restaurant in Hue, and I had some great linguini for lunch and a couple glasses of Vietnamese red wine. Since it was raining, we hung out at the place for a while, playing pool with a couple of Vietnamese girls. I thought they were going to hustle us, but we ended up beating them on my, ehem, masterful pool shark skills.

After, we went to a citadel and the old palace area for the Nguyen dynasty, the Vietnamese Royal Family. It was done like the Forbidden city, but really over run. Later, I had some yummy pho soup for dinner, and found a cool Belgian bar with great Belgian beers. I was the only one there, so I sat chatting with the owner Bruno from Bruges. Later went to the DMZ bar to hang out with some other travelers I had met earlier, and watch the pool sharks circle.

Now, bring on Saigon.

and again...

The Jpost has my story from Beijing up today! Also my blog is now linked, in the blog section under the mixer column. Good times, good times.

I will simply leave my favorite Pablo Picasso quote:
"When I was younger, my mother said to me that if you become a soldier, you will be a general. If you become a priest, you'll end up as the Pope. But I wanted to be an artist, so I became Picasso."

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Hanoi Hilton

I went to the Hanoi Hilton today, not a hotel but the prison where John McCain spent a few years. Not a fun place to be. It was a french prison, that was later used for American POWs. I spent most of the day walking in circles. I had a late night yesterday over jazz with some English girls and an aussie guy. I was their Virgil, a tour guide of Hanoi to a late night lounge. Asleep around 5am, woke up to the blaring hostel noises at 8am. Ugh. Otherwise, just hung out this evening with a German over doner kebabs and really cheap beer. Then with a group of college kids studying in Thailand. I'm moving on from Hanoi tonight, on a night train to Hue in the middle of Vietnam. Supposed to be a nice place, about half way down Vietnam. I'm ready to move on from Hanoi, there is only so much to see here. There is also only so many times you can have visions of your death just by crossing the street.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Rockower Award

Working my way to a Rockower Award!!!! The Jpost started my series: In the Jewish World section.
PS: The Simon Rockower Award is an award for Jewish Journalism, named for my great-grandfather. It's the Pullitzer Prize of Jewish JournalismI had the honor of being keynote speaker and mc two years ago, and gave a quick address (on-the-fly) last year.

Who Wants to be a Dong Millionaire?

Ah, the almighty dong. I am speaking of Vietnamese currency, of course. I am so immature, I love it. I have been flying around the city on the back of little motos, hanging on for dear life. I saw Uncle Ho in his waxen glory. Then I visited the Opera House. Say what you will about the evils of colonialism, it sure left some beautiful buildings and some great French bread. Also fantastic little pate sandwiches in tiny little french loaves, sold on the side of the road. Hanoi is a strange mix of women in conical hats, balancing large baskets on a wooden plank on their shoulders, western dressed Vietnamese, and foreigners. Lots of French tourists. Tonight I am going to a jazz club called Minh's, and to a bar called "Half Man, Half Noodle." Should be fun, it usually is.

Meanwhile, I caught myself thinking in "vinglish." I thought to myself, "Tomorrow, I go Lao Embassy," then I realized I had been in Asia too long.

I just had the most amazing $3 meal ever. Steak et frittes- smothered in a garlic sauce, salad, fresh french bread and a heineken. I should have paid ten times the price for it.

Otherwise, I am running for my life when crossing the streets. I thought China was bad, but this is even worse. The swarms of bikes are true peril. I would hate to lose a leg in Nam, thirty years after the war ended. The last American casualty.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Out of China

Left the Middle Kingdom, so now I have a few things to say. First FREE TIBET!!!!! Ok, had been holding that one back for a while. Second, the Jerusalem Post is picking up my "Tales of a Wandering Jew" series, so I am turning into a bonafide journalist. Just found out the Jerusalem Post starts my series tomorrow!

Last observation from China, on Chinese eating habits. The Chinese don't so much eat as they inhale. They shovel food into their mouthes using the chopsticks as a catapult. They eat like there are 1.3 billion people behind them, waiting to snatch any morsel they might miss.


Woken up this morning to the sounds of motorbikes swarming past. I am now in Hanoi, munching on french bread and drinking sweet vietnamese coffee. My trip down from China was one rip off after another. I was warned that Vietnam is a land of hustlers, and I saw it first hand. Cab to the border was supposed to be 3 kwai, it was 30. My taxi to the next town to catch a bus was a scam, and the bus to Hanoi was a superscam. With that said, I am here and happy as a clam. I got off my scam on wheels bus and hopped on the back of a motorbike and rode through the swarm of motorbikes. My driver had no horn, so I provided the sound effects at the legions of motorists whizzing past. My hanoi hilton is a $3 palace in the middle of the teeming old quarter. I met an adorable English couple from Bristol at the internet cafe, who I passed my Lonely Planet China on to. My compensation was a few beers, a very good trade. We sat drinking and laughing all night, and were joined by a kiwi. Eventually the hostel told us to shut up and go to bed. Today I am going to see the pickled remains of Uncle Ho, and tour around this bizaare city.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

So ends Chapter I

The China chapter of my adventures ends tomorrow, and I have real mixed emotions. On one hand, I am ready to see something new. On the other, I have really come to like this place. It's not a place where I see myself with a future, but I have really come to enjoy its ideosyncracies. I picked up a bit of the language, and how to count in chinese (also on my hands, which is really different here). Having learned a bit of how China works, I will have to start from scratch in Vietnam.

Meanwhile, Lassie escaped. My attempts to have scruffy stew were thwarted by my inability to find the canine corner, the section of town where they serve poochie. Unless I accidentally ate it before, there has been no dog on my plate. I even went up to people, made a sign to eat, and then started barking. I had to settle for a fast food chicken place called "do me." There is always Vietnam...

Surprisingly, I haven't been able to escape the christmas spirit. They blare cheesy christmas songs, and plenty of places are decorated for the season. Bah humbug, I thought I would be able to avoid it in a communist, buddhist country.

As this is my official 150th entry, I am curious to how many people are actually reading my ramblings. If you read my blog, please drop a quick note. You don't have to say much, I am just trying to get a tally.

The Middle Kingdom of the Muse

Our fair muse hold court in the Middle Kingdom. It is perilous to enter, as it is guarded by dragons with long serpentine tails. The walls are manned by archers with quivers of quills. Cross the giant walls, and slip past her guards and you can enter.

Sail over rivers of red ink and past lakes of mercury, and you can reach her jade palace. It rests on the back of an elephant, with spires that reach the sky. From each level, there are silk flags that proclaim her mercurial glory.

Cross the gardens of pearls, and the lapis bridges that walk you over the ponds of quicksilver and her throne may be found. The throne room is made of gold filigree, and the Empress Muse sits upon a mother-of-pearl and mahogany throne.

She is clothed in purple silk, holding a jewel-encrusted scepter of a brush. She spends her days writing calligraphic ideas to implant in the minds of those who will listen. She whispered in the ears of the Boxers, to convince them of their invincibility against Western weapons. She convinced Dr. Sun Yat Sen of his higher purpose than medicine. The Muse walked with Mao on his Long March across the hinterlands of the Middle Kingdom. She has lately switched her allegiance, as she stood behind the students of Tianmen, telling them not to fear the tanks rolling in.

Our sweet Muse whispers her dulcet words to me, and tells me that it is time to leave the red dragon nation. I leave with more questions than answers, but with something more precious than Marco Polo's spices and jewels. Her gift is ideas.

(If this doesn't make sense, refer back to entries called "The African Kingdom of the Muse, and the Kingdom of the Muse)

Saturday, December 09, 2006


So I can upload pics, and more are up.
However, for some "strange" reason I can't upload anymore from Tibet. Sad, cause I have some good one of an indigenous creature to the region called the "tree fibet."


Sorry for the lack of pictures lately, Picasa has been having problems uploading. I have tried 3 times to upload, but to no avail. I am trying, they should be up soon, I hope.

Going to Guilin

I took the "first class" sleeper train to Guilin, for a whole day. The waiting lounge at the train station was weird. It was a strange scene of faux leather couches that smelled like puke and overpriced beer. No one sleeping on the floor or on their bags. No one spitting or smoking directly under the "no smoking" sign. No commotion. No fun.

As for the ride, I think Tom Petty sums it up best in "Saving Grace,"

"I'm passing sleeping cities, fading by degrees, not believing all I see to be so. I am flying over backyards, country homes and ranches, watching life between the branches below.

And it's hard to say who you are these days, but you run on anyway, don't you baby. You keep running to another place, to find that saving grace, don't you baby.

I'm moving all alone, over ground that no one owns. Past statues that atone for my sins. There is a guard on every door, and a drink on every floor, overflowing with the thousand day mends.

And it's hard to say who you are these days, but you run on anyway, don't you baby. You keep running to another place, to find that saving grace, don't you baby."

I finally figured out what you get with "first class." Privacy. While the beds are marginally softer, rather than an open train car with 75 of your closest Chinese compatriots, you receive a private cabin of four. It comes complete with a door to shield you from the outside world. In China, you pay a premium for privacy.

Meanwhile, the ride was beautiful. Through bucolic countryside and past pastoral chinese farm life. Rice paddies, farms and mountains. Very pretty.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Another rainy day, now Hangzhou

Hangzhou is supposed to be one of the prettiest in China, but a dismal grey is disrupting my fun. Blah. I have a 24hour train ride ahead of me, in first class. It was all they had, so I will have to suffer. I spent my morning wandering around the West Lake, which is a beautiful lake and park area. Marco Polo wrote lovingly of it, and the city. It was one of his favorites.

For lunch, I went to a chinese fast food place called Kung Fum complete with Bruce Lee's moniker. It fancies itself as the global chinese fast food establishment. Not like any fast food recognizable. Duck and mushrooms with rice, (American!) Ginesing soup and soy milk to wash it down.

Since I have a little time till the train, I thought I would recount a few stories that didn't make the blog.

Shanghai: I extracted my revenge on the annoying bag sellers. When I was leaving town with my big daypack, whenever someone would come up and ask "you want bag?" I would back my big daypack into them and say "you want bag!"

Datong: I was waiting for a night train out, and I wanted to power my ipod, so I went to the only lounge I could find. It was the handicapped lounge. The woman in charge of the lounge dutifully recorded all who were in there. The blind, old and infirmed, deaf amd retarded. And me, for all intents and purposes, a chinese deaf mute who can say 10 words. I made friends with the retarded girl by giving her a Texas pin and letting her listen to my ipod.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Rainy day in Nanjing

I came to Nanjing/Nanking to pay my respects for the "Rape of Nanking." When Japan invaded in 1937, it let its soldier to plunder and rape in Nanjing. During Japan's occupation of Nanjing, between 300,000 to 400,000 chinese civilians were killed. Within the first month, 20,000 women were raped by Japanese soldiers. Children as young as eleven, and women as old as seventy five. The period was known as "broken jade." I wanted to visit the memorial, but unfortunately the place was closed for renovation.

Instead, I went to a museum to the Taiping (Boxer) rebellion. The place served as capital when the Taiping rebellion was in full swing. In the mid19th century, the chinese rose up against the foreign devils plundering their country and went on an extermination of all foreigners. They believed themselves to be impervious to Western weapons and went about seiging western compounds. The revolt was at first supported by the Imperial court, but the Boxers aimed against them too in an attempt to overthrow the landlords and redistribute the land. The revolt a few years, but following massacres of foreigners in Beijing, Western nations moved in to violently put down the revolt. Fascinating stuff. The museum had edicts, scrolls and money from the Taiping government.

Finally, I went to the mausoleum of Dr. Sun Yat Sen. It was a beautiful marble building with blue tile roof, on a mountain known as "Purple Mountain." The ride up was beautiful, as I rode past gnarled tree that looked like gnarled hands. The red and yellow leaves hung softly on the finger-like branches, waiting to fall. Dr. Sun Yat Sen was the founder of modern China. He helped overthrow the imperial family, and set up the first Republican government. Both the Communists and Nationalists claimed him as their leader. Sun Yat Sen wrote of the "Three Principles of the People." His principles were: Nationalism, Democracy and People's livelihood. Interestingly, here in the PRC, they translate the middle principle to "People's Rights."

Gotta go catch a train to Hangzhou, one of the prettiest cities in China. Happy B-day E-Rock, and Larry Bird.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Tales of a Wandering Jew, Shang-Chai

Having lost my guidebook some 2 weeks back, I wondered how I would find my story on Jewish Shanghai. Yet sitting on the train from Lhasa to Shanghai, the story found me. As I sat sipping tea in the dining car, a security guard on the train handed me a mini-guide to Shanghai, complete with a section on Shanghai's Jewish past. Sometimes the story finds you, and always God grants you what you need.

The Shanghai Jewish community has a long and storied history, beginning with the immigration of Sephardic Jews from the Middle East in the mid 19th century. Iraqi Jewish families like the Sassoons and the Kadoories amassed fortunes and built business empires as Shanghai began its meteoric rise. Victor Sassoon made millions in the opium trade, then even more in Shanghai real estate. At one point, Victor Sassoon owned more than 1900 buildings in Shanghai. His other love was horses, and he once quipped, "There is only one race greater than the Jews, and that's the derby."

At the turn of the century, Ashkenazi Jews began flooding Shanghai from Russia. Three waves of Russian Jewish immigration followed periods of rising anti-Semitism in Russia: the first in 1904, followed the Russo-Japanese war, the second occurred in 1906 with the outbreak of pogroms, and finally in 1917, the third wave came as a result of the Russian civil war. With the influx of Ashkenazi Jews to the Hongkou neighborhood, the area was nicknamed "little Vienna." The area teemed with Jewish-owned shops and kosher delicatessens. Numerous synagogues were built, including the Ohel Moishe synagogue that still exists today as a small museum for Shanghai's Jewish past.

In the lead up to World War II, Shanghai became a refuge for many Jews fleeing Europe. When doors were closing to the European Jewish refugees, Shanghai's colonial status as a free port allowed it to welcome the displaced Jews. Shanghai was one of the few remaining places that did not require papers or a visa for entry. From 1939 to 1941, between 20,000 and 30,000 Jews immigrated to Shanghai to escape Nazi persecution.

With the coming of the Japanese occupation of Shanghai, the Japanese authorities designated the Jewish as "stateless refugees" and confined their residence and businesses to a somewhat benign ghetto in the Hongkou neighborhood. The ghetto was wall-less but guarded. Meanwhile, the already established Shanghai Jewish community was able to move freely throughout the city to provide provisions for the refugees. The American Jewish Joint Distribution Committee, an organization that aided the refugees in many parts of the world, aided the Jewish refugees in Shanghai as well..

With the end of World War II, and the rise of Communist China, almost all of the Shanghai Jewish community immigrated to America, Canada, Australia and Israel. Traces of the community can still be found in the Hongkou neighborhood, with its European-style tenement houses. In the back alleys of Hongkou, traces of the Jewish community can be found in the form of a door grill shaped like a Magen David and nail holes where mezuzot used to hang. In the heart of the neighborhood is the Huoshan Park; there is a small memorial, written in Chinese, English and Hebrew, to the "stateless refugees" who found haven in Shanghai.

Today, the Shanghai Jewish community is the largest in China, numbering around 1,500. It is comprised of a smattering of Jews from all over the world. Shanghai's role as a center of international trade and investment brings numerous businesspeople to its shores. Meanwhile, Chabad Shanghai runs a Jewish center, complete with kosher cafe, children's school and weekly Shabbat services. They also have a kosher take-out service that will deliver kosher meals to hotels and offices. The history of the Jewish community of Shanghai is a storied one; meanwhile the story of the present Jewish community is being written as fast as the skyline grows.

Shanghai nightlights

I have been to some of the best clubs in my life here in China. I went to a few last night, but the last one I went to was sick. I was out with Col. Kurtz, who knew the town well. The last club was called "Babyface." The bass was so heavy, the hair on your arms stood up. Well maybe the hair on my arms, cause the Chinese don't have any. I love being one of the only foreigners in the place. I literally had someone handing me shots of chivas and tea, then drag me over to his cute girl friend. A very cute girl named Adele (they all have English names too), who I have a date with in Hangzhou in two days. Too much fun.

Today I am moving on from Shanghai, to Nanjing. Nanjing was formerly known as Nanking, as in "The Rape of Nanking." It was host to some of the worst atrocities during WWII. I am going to pay my respects.

Black cat, white cat

doesn't matter so long as it catches mice. The famous saying of Deng Xiaoping as China moved towards the free market. If you want socialism, try Norway or Sweden. If you want blistering, unadulterated capitalism, come to Shanghai.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Mao is rolling in his grave

Shanghai is a capitalist migraine. No, I don't want a lady handbag, cholex watch, cds (Harry, chime in) or a massage. Next person who asks will get the wrath of mao unleashed upon them. I am beginning to sour on this city. Also infuriating is that internet cafes require a passport to use the computer. This is the only city where I have encountered such aggravations. No problem at the coffee shop I am at, enjoying a banana chocolate milkshake. I have now been in China for a month, and not a single fortune cookie I have received. And I have been eating a lot of Chinese food. Maybe I can sell the concept to the Chinese.

A note from Tibet, the sun doesn't rise there until 8:30am. One China, one time zone. So Lhasa is thousands of miles away from Beijing, but on the same time. However Hanoi is far closer, yet an hour behind. It is strange to see the sun not up until so late.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Back in mainland

Three days on a train. Surprisingly fun. I love the attention I get as the only foreigner on the train. The miles melted away amid tea, Emily Bronte and my ipod. I made friends with a six year old boy. Harry, you have been replaced. When I click at him, he doesn't accuse me of cursing at him in Xhosa, he merely clicks back. The train was long, but actually went quickly. Except for the hours of Kenny G blaring over the loudspeakers. Meanwhile, the train lights would come on at 7am, with chinese elevator music blaring. The countless miles gave me a chance to think, write and stare at the countryside. The train window beats a television any day, as I traversed the whole of China horizontally.

So, on to Shanghai. The Shanghai surprise. I just left a bar straight out of the beginning of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Shanghai is a trip. Working girls here speak better english than anyone I have encountered thus far. I saw more foreigners on my trip from the train station to Col. Kurtz's place than a whole week in Tibet. I needed a starbucks latte just to cope.

Jazz and single malt scotch, Shanghai is my type of city. The people are tall here. Yao Ming was from Shanghai. People aren't that tall, but more than the rest. The girls here are beautiful too. Very well put together.

The plague of ideas is back, and it is due to the lights of this fair city. Lights and glitz, capital and sleeze. In short, an Asian New York. Girls keep inviting me to have coffee, I'm curious how much the coffee costs, but somehow I think I will pass on the cup. Juan Valdez, where are you?

And then there is me. Spitting bubble tea balls at western imperialism. I hit a McDonalds and a pepsi sign. The bubble tea is warm here, so strange. As is the rarity of a place that takes my credit. So is a bookstore with every Lonely Planet title, except for China. Chile, Croatia, Cuba. I think that about sums up the city.

I had to fight for a table at the jazz place. They wanted a 50 rmb cover ($6), then put me at the bar with my back to the band. Said I, if I am paying cover, I'll have a table. Over a crust-less chicken sandwich, Macallan scotch and jazz, I remembered all the other jazz joints I had frequented. Redutta in Prague. I think I saw jazz in Paris, but I can't really recall. Nice to hear jazz and not Kenny G, which they blared incessantly on the train. So it goes for Bogart in Asia. I'm now a long way from Tibet.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Norgay on Mt. Qolomangma

7 Days in Tibet. Like that cheesy Brad Pitt movie. Actually it is 8 today, and I leave tomorrow on a three day train for Shanghai. For now I am back in Lhasa, after a five day trek to Everest. I will recount my journey in condensed form.

Day 1: I almost didn't make it, as I got some sort of food poisoning from undercooked eggs. I woke up at 5am to go pee, and proceeded to watch my insides exit from both ends. Even less fun on a squat toilet. After, I felt surprisingly better, and slept until it was time to go. When I woke up, I popped pepto and altitude sickness meds galore, and climbed into our land cruiser. I was joined on the excursion by Rachel and Annushka (two Long Island Jewish girls), Philip (Austrian) and Hanjo (Korean, aka Jo). Our driver was a Tibetan named Neemah.

We began our drive, and I wasn't sure I was going to make it. I was not feeling well. I sat in the front seat, playing with my worry beads and often opening the window for fresh air. After driving for a while, we reached a beautiful vista point. It was overlooking a crystal blue lake. We were nearly 5000meters up. There were people trying to sell pictures with their yaks and tibetan masthead dogs. It was a beautiful sight.

We drove, and drove, and drove some more. We drove to where the road ended, and we were on a dirt path. The lanes were divided by large rocks. Then we drove more. The view was beautiful, through mountains and deserts. The scenery was compared to the badlands in South Dakota, only on a grander scale. We finally reached some Tibetan town called Gayntse. It was the first of many little one-yak towns thats we stayed in. The group went to the town monastery while I slept. Kind of like Europe with castles and cathedrals, in Tibet monasteries become a dime a dozen.

Day 2: We drove to Shigatse, the second largest city in Tibet. We stopped at a fantastic monastery, the Tashilunpo monastery. It is one of the biggest monasteries in Tibet. We wandered the monastery during lunch time, so there weren't too many people there. Jo managed to sneak himself in, just as he had to Tibet without the papers we all had to overpay for. Jo convinced a monk to let us in to see a giant sitting buddha statue. He knocked on the door for ten minutes, begging, pleading and cajoling the monk to let us in. He told the monk he paid to see it (he didn't) and that he was a buddhist (half). Finally, the monk let us in to see the 50ft buddha, but only after he checked our tickets. Jo finagled that one too. Later we wandered into the monks eating lunch. They were eating their lunch in silence, it was pretty cool.

After, we drove on for hours through bumpy backroads until we first spotted Everest with a cloud hanging like a pillow on its neck. Finally we reached Chegar, another little one-yak town.

Day 3: We left Chegar and drove on until we reached Mt. Qomolangma base camp. Never heard of Mt. Qomolangma? That is the Tibetan name for Everest. We got there in the mid afternoon. It was amazing, it was stunning, it was... a big mountain. At 5000meters, another 3000 for a mountain doesn't look so bad. We tromped around base camp for a while. I, ummm, left my mark on base camp as best I know how. I won't get into details, you either get what I mean or you don't. I also poured out my flask of baijo in the graveyard for those who didn't make it to the top. Sarcasm aside, it was pretty cool staring at the highest peak in the world, up close. Now I begin my descent which will ultimately take me to the Dead Sea at the lowest place on earth.

We were supposed to stay at a monastery at base camp, but apparently the monks ditched out. There was no one there, so we drove back to a village where we had lunch. We stayed in the tiny Tibetan town, it was cool.

Day 4:
Left the little village and drove 7 hours all the way back to Shigatse. Stayed the night in Shigatse. Nothing too exciting to report, other than my first shower in days. I was gross!

Day 5:
Went wandering around the Shigatse market outside our hotel. There was a meat market with lots of hanging carcasses. It was cool. I went around the market trading old shirts for Tibetan trinkets. Eventually we left, and drove for a bunch of hours back to Lhasa.

It sounds so much easier when I recount the journey, but it was very cool. It was more about getting there, then actually arriving. We drove through stunning vistas and beautiful landscapes. The views were stunning as we drove through the Tibetan desert and past lakes. We also had numerous times where we were stopped by cows, sheep and yaks crossing the road. Now I will upload my pics. I'm actually excited for this 3 day train, it should be beautiful. I am also excited to get out of Tibet and back to China proper. Pics online. Sir Paul Hillary signing off.

PS: What do Tibetans and Frat Boys have in common? Both drink Pabst Blue Ribbon. That's right, the number one import to Tibet is good ol' PBR. They have it everywhere. Strange.

Friday, November 24, 2006

Sisterly Advice

I had been dithering back and forth of whether to join a group going on a 5 day excursion through Tibet to Everest base camp. I am still sick, and I had already bought my train ticket out for Monday to Shanghai. But the group was looking for a fourth, and one of the girls, Innushka said in a tone dripping with Jewish guilt, "don't worry about it, next time you are in Tibet you can go to Mt. Everest."

So I changed my mind, and went about working on changing my ticket. However last night, I was up half the night coughing and sneezing so I thought I might skip it and follow the original plans. I called my parents for shabbat and to ask advice about if I should go. My little sis put it rather succinctly. She said, "let me get this straight. You are not going to Everest because of a cold? You better be on your death bed, otherwise you are a (insert feline name here)." Thanks for the verbal bitch slap. So I took two buses over to the train station, and spent a lot of time trying to change my ticket. Eventually, I was able to figure something out with the ticket lady, and paid a stupidity tax of 160rmb ($20) to change the date.

Otherwise, I managed to find every Jew in Tibet. Last night, I went out with 4 Israelis and 2 American Jews. We are also being joined today an Aussie Jew. My jewdar must be emitting a homing signal. During our discussion, we got on the topic of literature. All the Israelis were talking about Raymond Carver as being one of the most famous American authors in the last century. The Americans, myself included, had no idea who he was. And this was a pretty well-read crowd. I'm convinced some publicist has played a cruel joke on the Israelis, convincing them that this guy is really famous in America, therefore they should read him. So I have 1RMB for anyone who can tell me who Raymond Carver was.


Straight out of an old Saturday Night Live skit. I was at a monastery yesterday with my friend Philip from Austria. We were walking past this old couple, when the man motioned to me if I had any chapstick for his wife to use. She happened to be wearing a white mask over her nose and mouth, which is pretty common here. So just as I start reaching to give her chapstick, she takes off the mask. Her lips with covered with black, festering blisters. I motioned for her to keep the chapstick, and they seemed rather happy at the gift.

So in the end, thanksgiving was interesting. No turkey, but plenty of yak! We managed to round up about 10 Americans, plus two Israelis and the aformentioned Austrian. It was actually pretty nice, we just talked about thanksgiving traditions and anecdotes (the mashed potato incident made my comments). If anything it was a memorable thanksgiving.

Today, I called the family for their turkey dinner, which was 9am for me. Went to the Potala Palace, which was pretty amazing. Where all the lamas hung out. Absolutely beautiful, with shrines dimly lit by yak butter, and the smell of incense pervading the air. There were pilgrims, both young and old. Statues of different buddhas, and the golden tombs of the previous lamas. It was beautiful.

After I did my Black Friday shopping in a market near one of the holiest shrines of Buddhism. I circled the temple with all the other pilgrims, then broke away for lunch on the roof of a nearby hotel. We could see the pilgrims prostrating in front of the temple, while we waited for lunchYak dumplings and jasmine tea, while sitting beneath the Himalayas.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Happy Turkey Day

I have a rare feeling of homesickness. Due to Thanksgiving, compounded by the fact I am a little sick, and the altitude here is tough. I was sitting on the roof of my hotel (YAK!), staring at the Potala Palace in its grandeur. Yet I couldn't help thinking that I would have preferred at that moment to be sitting on my parents couch, watching Thanksgiving football and waiting to dig in to the turkey and other accoutrements. Ah, the sacrifices we make. This isn't the first thanksgiving I haven't been home, but for some reason this one hit me harder. I had turkey in Turkey, along with mashed potatoes and stuffing at the hostel next to Haggia Sophia. Also, when i was in Israel we had a proper turkey dinner, as the expats all celebrated together. This year maybe a duck and some french fries or baked yams. Perhaps a yak feast. In any case, journey on.

Yakkity Yak

The big food in Tibet is yak. There are huge hunks of it in butcher windows all over town. Last night for dinner, I had yak fried rice. Really not bad. On the other hand, I had some yak butter tea later that night. Tibetans love the stuff. It tastes about as good as it sounds. Imagine drinking thick, warm cheese tea that tastes a little moldy. Ranks up as one of the strangest things I have ever tried. I barely got through my glass, as I didn't want to offend the Tibetans around me.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

More photos up

Another photoshop taken over, more pics on my website:


My day began at 5am, as my Thai friend woke me. Lucky for me, as I woke up the person from the hostel who was supposed to do the job. I took the shuttle to the airport, along with two Jewish American girls, a Swede and a French guy. The French guy apparently is like Jacque Costeau as was carrying two suitcases full of diving gear.

The roads were utterly foggy and I wondered if we were going to make it out. The driver dropped us off at the airport, and we all went to check-in. To visit Tibet, you need to get a permit. Something that doesn't matter once you are here, but a requirement to get on a plane. When I got my ticket confirmation from the hostel, they told me it was all I needed. When I got there, they started asking about the permit. I told them I thought I was carrying it on the paper I had. The rest of the group was having the same problem, then our guide appeared, papers in hand. We got our tickets, past through security and got on the plane. It was so foggy, you couldn't see the airport just 50 yards away. I wasn't surprised when they said the flight was delayed, but I got worried when they announced they were serving breakfast and drinks. Then you know you are not going anywhere for a while. Utterly appropos, they decide to show the movie while we were on the ground, "The Terminal Man."

It was fine though, as I slept for two of the three hours we were on the ground. We just cleared the clouds, when "Wo De Tian!" "Oh, my heavens" as the Chinese say. Just as we crossed through the clouds and into the blue skies, there were mountains peeking above the clouds. We were flying just above mountain ranges. It looked like chocolate brownie mountains, covered with powdered sugar on top. I sat stunned with my hand over my mouth. Unreal beauty. Nothing that these wides eyes had ever seen before.

The words of the prophets are written on hostel walls, as someone wrote that flying into Tibet is liking flying into a dream. It was so beautiful, I got shivers and goosebumps. The "godbumps" as my friend Terry Lowry says.

I have been overwhelmed with beauty a handful of times in my life. The train ride down Scotland's coast, in between the blue seas and green fields. Driving through the Lesotho highlands. The fields of Joshua trees on the road to Monterrey, as their praying hands lead up to the Sierra Madres. The sahara sunrise. I think this flight could have beaten them all.

The mountains look like they are covered in silk threads. And like that, the world was covered in white silk. Clouds poolomg in the basin of sugarloafs. The snow-capped mountains look like the crest of rippling waves. I spent the entire flight snapping photos, and pressing my head against the glass.

Now I am in Lhasa. I departed from the group after we had walked a long way to a hostel. They wanted to go to on further down, but the Yak hotel offered rooms for the same price, and I didn't feel like moving another step. Now I am trying to acclimate to the altitude. My provisions seem completely pointless, as it is 40 degrees farenheit, and the sun is beating down. Who wouldda thunk I would need sunscreen, not a scarf and hat.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006


I went to a panda research park today. I went along with an old thai backpacker, named Ken. He is 75 and backpacking around China. Very interesting fellow. He used to be the captain of a fishing boat, but has retired and travels on his pension and savings. We met cause he is in my six-person dorm room. When he arrived there were no more bottom beds, so I gave him mine and perilously climbed the the ladder. I pray that at 75, I am still traveling about like that.

So Ken and I set out this morning to find the pandas. We took two buses, both which incidentally were number 001, but with completely differnt routes. We arrived at the panda park about 45 minutes later and saw some of the adorable sloths. We saw the red panda, which is really cute. Looks kinda like a fox, with an red coat, white face and black ears. Also a stripped red and black tail. Also saw the traditional black and white ones. In my next life, I should be a panda. The life is, as my brother like to quote, "eats shoots leaves." I also saw a movie on the breeding of pandas, and think I would have been perfectly content never watching a panda birth.

After our two buses back, we had lunch at the packed local noodle bar. A nice chicken dish, rice and beer for $1.50. As for the rest of the day, just stocking up for Tibet.

Unhappy Ending

There is a massage parlor next to my hostel, so with the afternoon free, I decided to get a foot massage. It was 20RMB ($2.50) for an hour long foot massage (plus tea soaking and steaming), or 30RMB ($3.75) for a hundred-minute full body massage. I decided to go for the full body. So I am getting ready for my initial steaming of my toesies like dumplings when the masseuse comes in. Rather than a sweet-smelling, cute chinese girl, it was a spikey-haird chinese dude. So not what I was expecting. I pointed to all the other girls, and asked if there more girls to do it, and they said there were none. Not what I had in mind, not really my cup of chrysanthimum tea.

After a while of steaming my feet, and laughing over the situation, I had a nice foot massage. I mean, I had a massage in the Istanbul bathhouse from a dude, and this was much less weird than my chinese bathhouse experience a few days before. In any case I opted for just a foot massage, and got my 7 rmb back for the rest of the body. Just when I thought I was understanding this place, it reminds me I don't.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Hostel Environment

I love hostels, even if I could afford better, I think I would still stay here. It is so much fun being surrounded by backpackers from all over the world. I spent the afternoon speaking hebrew with some Israeli post-army backpackers. Then for dinner, I went out for hotpot with a German and Dutch. You get such an exchange of ideas. People from different places with vastly different perspectives. Love it.

I spent the rainy day here shopping in possibly the biggest market I have ever seen. Huge, went on for blocks, and in and out of alleys. Clothes, upon clothes. Amazing. I bargained tooth-and-nail for Tibet provisions. I think I did pretty well, by foreigner standards. I got a hat for 8rmb ($1), scarf for the same, vest for 20rmb ($2.50) and long underwear for 25rmb ($3.12). Not bad. Meanwhile I munched hallal kababs for 12cents a piece. yum.

As for dinner, the aforementioned hotpot, they brought us fish still breathing before they dumped them in the boiler. Weird. Tomorrow, off to play with pandas! Manasa, a very bright Indian seed mentioned that I should take one with me for warmth in Tibet. However, after the experience of the worker at the Beijing zoo, who was drunk and climbed in the panda cage to pet the panda- was bit, and bit the panda back- I think I will pass.

A happy little Buddha

is me. I'm off to Tibet! Not exactly the way I planned, but getting there no less. I'm in Chengdu now, after a rather enjoyable 17 hour trainride from Xi'an. Despite being alone, it is rather hard to be alone when surrounded by 1.3 billion people. After two weeks, my head has ceased spinning, and the place is starting to make a little sense.

So the Tibet deal is this. It is hard to get a train ticket there, but easy to get a flight in. It is much easier to get a train out. As one of my most favorite songs goes:

"Just a few more weary days and then, I'll fly away. To a land where joys will never end, I'll fly away. I'll fly away, ol' glory, I'll fly away, in the mornin'. When I die, hallejuah bye and bye, I'll fly away.

So I will fly to Lhasa, eat yak butter, freeze my butt off and train down from the "Roof of the World." I was so impressed with the "Roof of Africa" in Lesotho, that I am giddy for this one. Please note, dear bloggies, my emails and blogs will be monitored when i am in Tibet, so no politcal emails and no mention of the guy who gave a graduation addres at Brandeis.

In the meantime, I am spending the rainy day at my 15 rmb ($2) palace, amid backpackers from Europe, Japan, Israel and a lone American. This is actually the cheapest and possibly the best. Tomorrow I am going to play with pandas! All for now, zi jian (adios).

Sunday, November 19, 2006

The Darkness at Noon

The immortal book by Arthur Koestler so aptly titles my entry. I have never seen a city so enveloped in smog. It is a sunny day, but you would never know it. Just smog abound. I can see the sun trying to peek through the coal-filled air, but it is powerless to break through. Thomas Friedman is in China and has been writing about eco-China. I just hate it when he steals ideas from me.

I spent today wandering through the Islamic district, and to the Great Mosque. The Great Mosque was amazing as it looked just like a pagoda. The only way you could tell the difference was the Arabic caligraphy over the doorways. The gatekeeper and I became fast friends as he told me how much he loved Yao Ming, and I gave him a Texas pin.

Earlier on a train, I was told I was "as cool as Yao Ming." That is a pretty tall compliment. Ranks up there with the Yeshiva boys in Mea Shearim telling my friends and me that we were "the holiest" when we were yeshiva dancing for Simhat Torah. So now, I am off to Chengdu, but first taking advantage of free internet at the hostel.

Random thought, in Latin America people say "Jesus" when you sneeze. Should I say "Buddha" when people sneeze here?

Sadly, I finished "Around the World in 80 Days" by Jules Verne. I enjoyed the book's company, as it seemed rather appropos. I left it in the hostel for the next traveler to read. Now on to "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." I sure can pick reading material.
PS: To Du from the train, I tried to write you but the email didn't work. If you want to email me, try the gmail account.

Saturday, November 18, 2006


I'm in Xi'an but moving on today. Xi'an was the first capital of a unified China, and was capital of China for nearly a millennia. It is about 4 million people, and utterly smoggy. Its like london fog throughout the city, without the fog. Its scary. I never thought Houston could seem so pristine, but Houston is green compared with some of the cities I have been in.

Xi'an also has a large Muslim communitym about 80,000. There are 10 million or so Chinese Muslims, called "Hui." Hui means "go-away " people, because the Muslims always said they were going back to from where they came, only to stick around. It's nice being able to find food stands where I know I won't get pork.

I have spent a nice time here, two days and some change. I have been in a hostel with all the smatterings of British, Scandanavian, German and Canadian folks. I am the only American. I love the "hostel" environment. My first day here, I just wandered around the city with an English bloke named John. We found ourselves in a wet market with giant fish, eels, turtles frogs and even our favorite canine friend. It took me a second to recognize what a hanging carcas was, until it struck that I was staring at a skinned fido.

That night, I drink seasnake liquor and partied it up on the bar street with John, and a Danish and Swedish girl. Alas, I picked the wrong horse. The Swedish girl loved Manu Chao so I translated it for her. That's how I made my choice. Too bad she had some other swedish shmo named Linus that she was pledging her undying devotion to, even though they weren't together. Meanwhile, John with a girlfriend got the cute Danish girl while i am left with simply a kiss on the hand. C'est la guerre.

Saturday I went on a tour of the Terracotta warriors. I was apprehinsive about going on a tour, and my apprehensions proved correct. I HATE TOURS. We stopped at a pottery factory that was just a tourist shop. I booked outside to flee from the tourists. Meanwhile I met a lovely Israeli backpacker who was on my tour. She was adorable. I was quickly falling in love, until I asked her if she had a "Chaver", boyfriend. Alas, she did. We spent the day speaking hebrew, and flirting, with me trying to convince her to leave her jobnik boyfriend.

The Terracotta warriors were pretty amazing. They were 2,200 year old statues burried with the first chinese emperor. They were lost, and only found two decades ago. Fascinating stuff, almost made it worth it to deal with the tour.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Sea snake shots

The ingredients of the perfect drink (oy, it's hard to type after two): crocus, ginseng, seasnake, tiger bone, glossy ganoderma and chinese winterberry. Better than baijo (112proof chinese rice wine) and hits you like a Long March. Happy Shabbos to all, and to all a good night.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

WTF in the Chinese hammam

Amid the dim lights, I found myself lying naked in a chinese bath house. Staring up at the mildewed concrete ceiling while being scrubbed clean by an abrasive mitt. Wondering myself , how the hell I got here, I will now explain. Having realized that it was no big deal that I lost my guide book, because of the internet, I hopped a night train to Xi'an. I found myself up on the top bunk of a moving coffin, with an adorable chinese girl named Show-ua across. We share the same proficiencies in language, but my saying "maylee" (beautiful) got a "you come back with me" response. Thinking I struck the chinese lottery, I thanked my karmic blessings and tried to get some rest in my crawlspace of a bed.

Of course, this being China, nothing is ever as expected. This morning we got off the train, and went back to her apartment. She shares an apartment with her brother, rendering my conceptions of the one-child policy dead. So my chinese fantasies did not exactly turn out, but rather I ended up in the bathhouse with her brother. Now I really feel like a rockstar. I was scrubbed clean in afformentioned manner. Possibly the weirdest experience of my life, and now this is probably the cleanest I have been since visiting the hammam with my host brothers in Morocco. Show-ua and her brother dropped me off at the local hostel, where I am now residing. Possibility of a date tonight, but this being China, I expect little to turn out how I think it might. In any case, I was able to pick up plenty of hostel brochures, so between those and the internet, I am back in business.

PS: Trying to speak chinese is like the old Saturday Night Live skit about the French teacher. I say "Datong," they look at me blankly. I repeat "Dah-tong," still not getting it. Third time "DAH-TONG" in my most exaggerated Chinese accent. "Oh, DAH-TONG, why you no say so in first place?"

Wo I Nee Jega (I'm Lovin' it)

I had lunch in McDonald's today because sometimes you just need the warm comfort of the golden arches. After my morning travails, I treated myself to a big mac, fries and a coke. I skipped the grean bean pie (instead of apple). Call me a philistine, but when I have spent days in strange territories, it is so comforting to have something like Mickie D's.

I met to Africans from Cameroon living in Taiyuan. One was a an English teacher, the other was staying with him. Their voices peaked with frustration at recounting the number of times people would point at them, or whole crowds would form around them in a park. And I thought I was exotic here.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

The Tao of Paul

"I am a leaf on the wind, watch me soar"

This place is so utterly confusing. Each day it becomes more so. I have been all over, but I have never encountered a place so utterly befuddling. Yet once you accept the fact that it makes no sense, you can let go. It is liberating to accept that it won't make sense. All I am is the smallest of fishies in the largest of ponds. I can live with that. It is so humbling. I see the multitudes of people on their bikes, and in their cars, and I realize that I am so small in this world. I can accept that.

KPFT Interview

More press for the book project that I set up, about 8minutes in: